Support Me!

A recent article in the New Yorker magazine caught my attention: Show of Support.  It was subtitled, “Is the Army Tactical Bra Ready for Deployment.”

The subject was obviously making women more comfortable on the battlefield.  There were four test bras.  Concept A was a pullover style with padded cups, Concept B was a shelf-style pull-on with a “racer” back, and C and D had cross straps.  I’ll leave it at that and let you read the full article.

It made me think, as someone approaching seventy-five with dropping testicles who needs to “adjust” himself too often, “What is being done for older men, not necessarily soldiers?”  I’ve been surprised that until recently no manufacturer has sought to take advantage of this growing market.  That is, until Tommy John introduced a fresh style with a better pouch. Another brand named Saxx has shown support for the older generation. I bought some for everyday use – problem solved.  Then I questioned why the most recent underarmour doesn’t have the same feature.

More than once I’ve wondered how men dealt with this problem in the past.  The “Jock Strap” supporter was invented in 1832; it wasn’t underwear, but a simple supporter.  Based on my survey at the local Jewish Community Center locker room, no one uses them anymore.

The ultimate question I have is how armies in the past, from Roman legions to Braveheart warriors, dealt with this problem while charging at opposing forces swinging a sword.  My research has come up empty.  Maybe there is an underwear museum with someone who can help me.