Does Amazon Really Need My Review?

I just bought some Jockey men’s underwear – the same kind I have been wearing for 60 years – and was asked for a review.  The following was approved, and I hope it will be helpful to the millions of Amazon members:

 My Boys like their home!

 Big help with 75-year-old drooping testicles. Very little adjustment needed.

 Earlier when I bought a simple shoehorn, I not only was asked for a review but received a user manual.  I posted this review:

 Thanks for the User Manual!

 I got the product, but was confused as to how to use it until I got the User manual.  Thanks very much.  I had initially stuck it in my rear end and without the manual I would have never gotten it out.   

 I then bought a case of Charmin Toilet Paper! And for some reason my professional opinion was needed in a review and I was asked what I used it for!

 Wipe Out!

I liked it because it came in a roll. I used it for wiping my ass!

I ran out of Doggy bags for our “Shit Sue” dogs-Ginger and Scarlett and bought some from Amazon which sent me two packages and asked for a review and again what I used them for?

          Holy Shit! 

  Brian Griffin (Family Guy) Would have loved these.

I no longer have to pick up dog poop with my hand. I used it for picking up dog poop.

Then I bought some Light Bulbs:

 A Bright Idea!

 Amazing-You screw them in and turn on a switch and there is light!-Edison would have been proud!

 I realize that occasionally a review helps a potential purchaser but does the Amazon public really need to know my opinion of a shoehorn or toilet paper?