A Big Promotion!

In view of President Donald J. Trump's pardoning of Francis Cooper, who infamously took a dump on Nancy Pelosi's desk on January 6 (https://www.mercurynews.com/2024/10/25/poop-on-nancy-pelosis-desk/), and as part of the Make America Great Again Campaign, the Trump Organization has announced the "Take a Dump at the Trump" promotion.  Anyone defecating in any Trump Hotel or Building in any area (except a restroom) during the first 100 days of his administration will receive 50% off the purchase of all Trump memorabilia. Even more exciting is that any visitor to the White House who does likewise while there will be nominated as assistant to Health and Human Services Secretary designate RFK Jr.